“二战(zhàn )(🍅)”时(👷)期,盟军要(🐽)实施(shī )安奇奥登陆计划,迫于对一(🛍)门叫安奇(qí )奥大炮的(🎗)超级武器的(de )忌(jì )惮,要派(pài )两(liǎng )个精(💤)锐特工(📿)去摧(👋)毁这门(mén )大炮,结果(guǒ )两个(gè )傻逼被派了(le )去,最后经过一连串(chuàn )搞(🙍)笑事件,阴(yīn )差阳错的最(zuì )后完(📞)成(chéng )了任务。 (✖)片段一:德(dé )国人在北非布置了(🔊)一(💞)个陷阱(🌙),准(🧚)备了(le )一(🥁)幅假(📯)的防御工(😞)事地图让(ràng )这(zhè )二(🌑)个士兵带回(🥔)去。他(🙂)们(men )却(🔝)阴差阳错(🙌)的(🤠)拿走了(🙄)真的(de )地图,最终赢(yíng )得了战役。 片(piàn )段二:他(tā )们化(huà )装成管道(dào )工潜入(rù )德(🐀)军(jun1 )在(zài )意(yì )大利的(de )司令部,给他们(💝)卫(wèi )生(shēng )间(🏉)的(de )管道(dào )修(🛎)得乱七八糟(zāo ),把将(🏻)军淋(🌹)了个落汤鸡。将军去换衣服,拉开抽屉发现一套新的军(📧)服(🔍),于(yú )是洗头(🔤)洗脸准备(bèi )换上新军(💸)服(🥅)的时(🍽)候闭着眼把脸盆里(lǐ )的脏水倒进抽屉里了((🌸)柜子旁边(🚽)有一个废(👛)水桶)。那(📤)个(gè )将(jiāng )军(🔪)是最主(🛃)要的一(🧘)个配角,很有(yǒu )意思。到影片结(⛴)束前1分钟,都没有(🈳)一句(🔬)台词。最后说了一句(jù )“谢谢(😲)”。 片段三:德军有一(yī )门超(📯)级大炮(pào )俯视着联(lián )军将要登陆(lù )的海滩。这二个(🏗)士兵居然化(♟)装(🔝)成希特勒(lè )和随从,去(qù )视察大(dà )炮,把(bǎ )大炮(🕤)炸掉了。 (🌲) In May 1943, two American soldiers, Joe and Frank, of Italian descent are searching the North African desert for a German general called Von Kassler, when they are captured by Von Kassler aide Inge Schultze who lets them escape with fake war plans, only Joe and Frank steal the real war plans which pave way for the Allied victory. Months later, the duo once again come up against Von Kassler when they are captured at Anzio and try to outwit the Nazis a second time
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