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钟(zhōng )天(tiān )正,他上辈子是(🖐)厨神,穿(🛴)越异(📽)世成(🏹)为(wéi )富豪(háo )赘(zhuì )婿,却备受欺辱,神(🧀)奇的(➕)厨(🧡)神(shé(🏐)n )系(xì(🚴) )统出(chū )现(xiàn ),助他成为一代传奇,从(⛹)此,妹(📣)子、票(🏟)(piào )子(🖼)应(yīng )有尽有,他发誓要让受的屈辱(🤗)全(quá(🌔)n )部偿(chá(🐒)ng )还(há(🛒)i )!
孟陆有点慌,他穿越了,还穿(🚗)(chuān )成了(🐄)(le )西(xī(📇) )游中的(🔂)虎力大仙,最终惨死在(zài )孙悟空(🍓)(kōng )手(shǒ(🐛)u )中的(🈲)(de )三个(🕛)霉憨憨之一,好在,随身激(jī )活(huó )了(🖌)神(shén )奇(🕙)的诸(🕡)天群(🔑)。只是,为啥群里都(dōu )是一(yī )群(qún )弱(🔶)逼,还(🥄)整天想(😃)着抱(🦓)大腿。九(jiǔ )叔(shū ):小(xiǎo )道(dào )今日得(⛔)见大(✂)仙,朝闻(🗓)道夕(😇)死可(kě )矣(激(jī )动(dòng ))秦(qín )始皇(🏣):大(🐞)仙在上(🙃),寡人(♌)愿付一国(guó )力,但(dàn )求长生(🐋)法。古三(🥪)通:(🤘)大仙,大(⏯)仙(xiān ),您(nín )渴(kě )不,您饿不,您说您(💢)缺点啥(🦆)?群(⌚)主:(🚚)夭(yāo )寿啦(lā ),夭寿啦,大难临头了,大(🍯)仙,救(jiù(🏷) )命啊(😀)(ā )!为(👡)了将来怼翻那头臭猴子,也(yě )为了(🎹)(le )应(yī(💹)ng )付群里(🥖)一群(🈳)的憨蛋蛋,最终,孟(mèng )陆下(xià )了(le )个决(📯)定:(🚱)散吾神(🦑)名,铸(😆)吾神像(xiàng ),布道(dào )万(wàn )界,封神诸天(🚆)!
算命(✅)的说我(🚓)是“一(♏)将(jiāng )功成(chéng )万(wàn )骨枯”,我不(💡)同意,命(🔘)一直(🍜)掌握(wò(🧣) )在自(zì )己(jǐ )手中。
孟陆有点慌,他(🦕)穿越了(🕸)(le ),还穿(📟)(chuān )成(🍮)(chéng )了西(xī )游中的虎力大仙,最终惨(🐼)(cǎn )死在(⭕)孙(sū(🌂)n )悟(wù(⛳) )空手(shǒu )中的三个霉憨憨之一,好在(🤮),随(suí(🕉) )身激(jī(🎷) )活(huó(🔙) )了神奇的诸天群。只是,为啥(shá )群(qú(🎺)n )里都(🤽)(dōu )是(shì(⚪) )一群(📰)弱逼,还整天想着抱大腿(tuǐ )。九叔(shū(🤩) ):小(🌪)道(dào )今(🛳)日得(🥡)见大仙,朝闻道夕死可矣(yǐ(🎓) )(激动(🔩)(dòng ))(🚑)秦始皇(👯):大仙在上,寡人愿付(fù )一国(guó(🎦) )力(lì ),但(🎉)求长(🐊)生法(💂)。古三通:大仙(xiān ),大仙(xiān ),您渴不,您(🏥)饿不,您(👬)说您(🚕)缺点(🔑)(diǎn )啥?群(qún )主(zhǔ ):夭(yāo )寿啦,夭寿(🍥)啦,大(🏓)难临头(📱)了,大(⏩)(dà )仙,救(jiù )命啊!为了将来怼翻那头(👀)臭猴(🐞)(hóu )子(zǐ(🥦) ),也(yě(🚄) )为(wéi )了应付群里一群的憨蛋蛋,最(❇)(zuì )终(🛀),孟(mèng )陆(🔆)(lù )下了(le )个决定:散吾神名,铸吾(🕎)神像,布(🗼)道万(🛬)(wàn )界,封(💖)神诸天!
任务受伤的叶涛(tāo )复员(🥧)(yuán )回(huí(🏋) )家,意(🛴)外娶(🖐)到失忆的首富为妻(qī ),他不(bú )想(xiǎ(🍕)ng )再努力(👀)了,可(🍇)偏偏(🚭)树欲静而风(fēng )不止。绝(jué )美首(shǒu )富(💥),豪门(🌻)千金,熟(🏯)透御(👰)姐酒吧老(lǎo )板相(xiàng )许(xǔ )乱入到叶(🌙)涛的(🚳)生活之(🏃)中,甚(🎉)至(zhì )为(wéi )了争(zhēng )夺(duó )他而(🆙)大打出(🚮)手。叶(🔳)涛很无(🌟)奈,和平不(bú )好(hǎo )吗?
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